This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
|dumbledore:||sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet|
|dumbledore:||to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something|
|dumbledore:||to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too|
|dumbledore:||next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo|
|dumbledore:||and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out|